When my parents leave home and don't take me:
baby-owl: When I was a child: Nowadays:
That’s right, student.
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home. .
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
nineteenninetyschild: the shows this generation will never get to enjoy
When your friends tell you who they like and your...
How I cross a street.
stormypretzels: I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
chelseasllvn: and if it was you probably weren’t the only one BUT THEY WERE TALKING TOO!
Reblog if you're a 90's kid.
When someone says "You're weird".
When your friends say, "Just buy a new one."
LOOOL, reblogging for the dave chappelle gif hahahah!
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
When you’re waiting for your favorite part of a...
Hold up! It’s coming…. Wait for it… NOW!
I Love Putting My Earphones in, but Still Secretly...
meanwhile in .....
When I see a girl fight about to start
The girls are like: And I’m just like:
BASKETBALL SWAG: HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG: SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG: CHAIR SWAG: BULLET SWAG: THIS MAN HAS SWAG: FINGER-SKATER SWAG: FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG: EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG: Falling down swag Going down stairs swag
Best of Patrick Star!!!
The class where you hate everyone: The class you like because the teacher lets you eat: The class where you don’t understand anything: The class all your friends are in: The class that your crush is in: Your last class of the day:
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
chelseainwonderlandd: No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
Hood survival tip number one.
painiack: Mind your own motherfuckin business.
Reblog if you are naked under your clothes.
I have a habit of making awkward sounds when...