May 2011
When my parents leave home and don't take me:
baby-owl:
When I was a child:
Nowadays:
That’s right, student.
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
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Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
nineteenninetyschild:
the shows this generation will never get to enjoy
When your friends tell you who they like and your...
everydayokay:
How I cross a street.
stormypretzels:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
chelseasllvn:
and if it was you probably weren’t the only one
BUT THEY WERE TALKING TOO!
Reblog if you're a 90's kid.
When someone says "You're weird".
When your friends say, "Just buy a new one."
LOOOL, reblogging for the dave chappelle gif hahahah!
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
When you’re waiting for your favorite part of a...
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
I Love Putting My Earphones in, but Still Secretly...
leinylovessyou:
meanwhile in .....
thatbitchgotmustache:
but…….
When I see a girl fight about to start
The girls are like:
And I’m just like:
SWAG.
BASKETBALL SWAG:
HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG:
SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG:
CHAIR SWAG:
BULLET SWAG:
THIS MAN HAS SWAG:
FINGER-SKATER SWAG:
FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG:
EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG:
Falling down swag
Going down stairs swag
Best of Patrick Star!!!
Your Classes:
The class where you hate everyone:
The class you like because the teacher lets you eat:
The class where you don’t understand anything:
The class all your friends are in:
The class that your crush is in:
Your last class of the day:
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
chelseainwonderlandd:
No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
Hood survival tip number one.
painiack:
Mind your own motherfuckin business.
Reblog if you are naked under your clothes.
flydipsetchick:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have a habit of making awkward sounds when...
sleep-for-days:
